Published inMuddyUmThe Handyman’s Tale — Apologies to Margaret AtwoodA little lube and duct tape will do wondersMay 81May 81
Published inNo Crime in Rhymin’Sonnet to Peanut ButterPraise forthwith the peanut, this shelled legume, protein rich sibling of peas and beans, staple rations nutritious to consume, yet…Apr 23Apr 23
Published inMuddyUmIf You Have to Ask, You’ll Never Know. Any Questions?Answer me, or elseApr 10Apr 10
Published inNo Crime in Rhymin’Sonnet to Lost SocksSomewhere betwixt hamper, washer, and dryer amid large loads of laundered apparel, stockings entered paired are tossed entire then…Mar 12Mar 12
Published inThe HavenIf You’re Reading This, You’re Probably AsleepA Cure for Insomnia. Caution — May Be Habit FormingFeb 27Feb 27
Published inNo Crime in Rhymin’Sonnet to the Felon’s First Bathafter Being Released from PrisonFeb 171Feb 171
Published inNo Crime in Rhymin’Sonnet to Kitchen WorkersAfter feasting, oligarchs lull burping. Glutted highborn bloods lounge belching vowels, among gorged robber barons drool-slurping…Feb 2Feb 2
Published inThe Bigger PictureGive Me Oligarchy, or Give Me DeathCapitalism doesn’t work without greedJan 30Jan 30
Published inMuddyUmI Want Immortality, and I Want It YesterdayIf you have no mind, it doesn’t matterJan 172Jan 172
