Published inMuddyUmA Valedictorian’s Commencement Address Revised, Twenty-five Years LaterIt’s when you first realize that you do have a problemJun 1Jun 1
Published inNo Crime in Rhymin’Sonnet to MirrorsEnter wary, Narcissus’s lucent plane, about-turned semblance of complex aspect, which presents subjects sans blemish or stain, ere…May 25May 25
UFOs Appear in Coon Creek, OhioAn excerpt from “Hinky Memorial Dinky Day,” the latest novel in “Holidazed” series of cultural satires by Gregg SAPPMay 23May 23
Published inMuddyUmThe Handyman’s Tale — Apologies to Margaret AtwoodA little lube and duct tape will do wondersMay 8A response icon1May 8A response icon1
Published inNo Crime in Rhymin’Sonnet to Peanut ButterPraise forthwith the peanut, this shelled legume, protein rich sibling of peas and beans, staple rations nutritious to consume, yet…Apr 23Apr 23
Published inMuddyUmIf You Have to Ask, You’ll Never Know. Any Questions?Answer me, or elseApr 10Apr 10
Published inNo Crime in Rhymin’Sonnet to Lost SocksSomewhere betwixt hamper, washer, and dryer amid large loads of laundered apparel, stockings entered paired are tossed entire then…Mar 12Mar 12
Published inThe HavenIf You’re Reading This, You’re Probably AsleepA Cure for Insomnia. Caution — May Be Habit FormingFeb 27Feb 27
Published inNo Crime in Rhymin’Sonnet to the Felon’s First Bathafter Being Released from PrisonFeb 17A response icon1Feb 17A response icon1