IF YOU WANT TO BE A SUPERHERO,

Lamentations and Ruminations of a Superhero Wannabe

Don’t give up your day job

sappgregg
MuddyUm
Published in
5 min readJan 22, 2024

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Gangway for superhero Captail Marvel in a red suit with a white cape and lightning strike, from Whiz Comics
Whiz Comics #2/ CC Beck, February 1940 — public domain

Once in a job interview, my would-be boss asked me, “What is your superpower?” Not what is your best strength or your proudest accomplishment — no, he wanted to know in what way I could defy the laws of nature, presumably in service to him. I felt stupider…

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Gregg Sapp is author of the Johnny Appleseed novel, "Fresh News Straight from Heaven" and the Holidazed satires, the latest being "Mother Fracking Earth Day."